Category Archives: Hollywood

Dior – it’s yours – use it

Note to Dior – I know she said she loved it, but please put Jennifer Lawrence in dresses she can collect awards in without embarrassing herself, or you. However, on this one occasion everything worked out OK. Sure, you didn’t … Continue reading

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Golden Globettes

So who got the memo? This year, the memo was No Boobs. They should be small to start with (no eating, lots of exercise, appropriate genetics), and covered up. Ideally to the collar bone. But good, boned strapless will do. … Continue reading

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The Oscars – Nonie has spoken

Well – the moment has come. Nonie has been busy today, but finally she has researched, reviewed and reached her opinion on those all important Oscar dresses. First of all, she must thank Harpers Bazaar for the photos, which were … Continue reading

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Back to Black

Oh dear. I have said it before (in 2009, no less), and I shall say it again: we may be in the depths of something-we’re-not-quiet-calling-a-recession-but-might-as-well-be, but we don’t hold big, glitzy award shows at the Royal Opera House to enforce … Continue reading

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Today’s yay – Elle

When I grow up I want to be in a shoot for Teen Vogue, wearing cute dresses and holding up a letter from my OWN NAME. As you do. If you’re Elle Fanning. Sigh. (Oh, and did I mention she … Continue reading

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