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About noniexxx

I live in Kensington and love fashion. My best friends are Jenny (actress), Edie (saving the world) and Crow (genius designer - OMG). I narrate the Threads series by Sophia Bennett. Some people think I'm a figment of her imagination. I think she's a figment of mine.

Golden Globettes

So who got the memo? This year, the memo was No Boobs. They should be small to start with (no eating, lots of exercise, appropriate genetics), and covered up. Ideally to the collar bone. But good, boned strapless will do. … Continue reading

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The Oscars – Nonie has spoken

Well – the moment has come. Nonie has been busy today, but finally she has researched, reviewed and reached her opinion on those all important Oscar dresses. First of all, she must thank Harpers Bazaar for the photos, which were … Continue reading

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Getting fruity for spring

Did we imagine we would be wearing  strawberries, butterflies and what look like tiny cupcakes on our teeny dresses, shorts and bikinis in spring? Are we Katy Perry? I think we have answered our question. And yet … this ‘cruise’ … Continue reading

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Fashionista rocks … again

Wanna take a look back at all the important stuff that happened in 2011? Well, not the wars and rebellions and financial meltdowns obviously. People got hurt in those – lots of them.  No, I mean the important fashion stuff … Continue reading

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The Swan

Want to see the Swan dress? (From book 1). This one is by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen. Crow was at the show, obviously. And something about this dress looked vaguely familiar …. (Has Sarah been reading about us recently? … Continue reading

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Nonie says Thank God Tavi, where have you BEEN? Tavi Gevinson (the uber-cool teen blogger from Chicago who knows EVERYTHING about fashion and writes like a GODDESS) has finally launched her online mag, Rookie. It is here: Read it … Continue reading

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Summer blues

Actually, I love summer. I love wandering down to the beach and seeing the sunlight glinting on the waves, like diamonds. I love bouncing on the trampoline until my tummy muscles hurt and staying up late and watching old movies. … Continue reading

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